May 2013
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let’s have a pity party for me and how i once had romantic prospects in my life
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peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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i am literally going crazy
i need to get out of this house
i need to talk to someone that is not one of my parents
but nooooo my fucktard cousin crashed her car so when i’m at school she drives mine BUT I AM NOT AT SCHOOL ANYMORE AND I WANT IT BACK
I WANT IT BACK
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fistfulloffourleafclovers:
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
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Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.
– Vincent Van Gogh (via akumamatata)
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notahoe:
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
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frank-schlongbottom:
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit...
niggayougay:
MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
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Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.
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I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the...
– Hannah Horvath, Girls (via fuckoff-mondays)
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Sometimes I sit down to do a little light reading...
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oh my god
that music festival you guys
i am in so much pain but it was like 5000% worth it
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everyone was so GOOD
fucking
we bought lawn seats
and then this woman came up to us and was like “do you guys want to go down to the front section? i have wristbands”
and i literally hugged her so hard i think she died a little bit
so
we were RIGHT IN THE FRONT FOR 30 SECONDS...
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Novels must have verisimilitude, and truth has little enough of that.
– Louis Auchincloss (via theparisreview)
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