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Welcome to San Francisco

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let’s play a game

how many shots of vodka do i have to take before i can finish writing this paper

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So I heard it’s Earth Day


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peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan.

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A library is never complete. That’s the joy of it. We are always seeking one more book to add to our collection.
- Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There. (via falling-inlove-with-books)
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*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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